Comments by random pedestrians!

What's the funniest you have heard?

Here's some of mine:

1) walking along minding my own business and this black guy comes running past and bumps into me and shouts 'sorry... I'm just off to dig your grandma up so I can f**k her'! Is that funny or sick? I laughed anyway, lots

2) I was under the tunnels near Brucies missions and a tramp came up to me with open arms and said in a funny black dude's voice, 'mum? ....... is that you in that mans body?', lol

3) After bumping into a woman on the street she shouts, 'oh f**k my lovehole'.

4) Walking past a line of traffic a guy in the back of a taxi in a funny english accent shouts ' f**kin hurry up will ya am busting for a slash'

Ninja wrote:

What's the funniest you have heard?

Here's some of mine:

1) walking along minding my own business and this black guy comes running past and bumps into me and shouts 'sorry... I'm just off to dig your grandma up so I can f**k her'! Is that funny or sick? I laughed anyway, lots

2) I was under the tunnels near Brucies missions and a tramp came up to me with open arms and said in a funny black dude's voice, 'mum? ....... is that you in that mans body?', lol

3) After bumping into a woman on the street she shouts, 'oh f**k my lovehole'.

4) Walking past a line of traffic a guy in the back of a taxi in a funny english accent shouts ' f**kin hurry up will ya am busting for a slash'

haha some of them are P**s funny LOL

I think the best one I heard though and still laugh everytime I hear it is the guy at Burger Shot:

''Welcome to Burger Shot mo fucka''

I hear a weird comment just about everyday I play the game. Now, I may have heard this wrong, but from what I hear it sounds like I've heard a pedestrian say "Cheesy Vagina." Please, if that's wrong, correct me.

Kinger975 wrote:

I hear a weird comment just about everyday I play the game. Now, I may have heard this wrong, but from what I hear it sounds like I've heard a pedestrian say "Cheesy Vagina." Please, if that's wrong, correct me.

ha ha yea your right Kinger I've heard that a couple of times!

Here's some more I heard:

Male ped to female ped: ''As long as I've got a face you got somewhere to sit''

Police chasing a ped shouts ''I'm gonna shoot you in the face'', lol that cracked me up!

Ninja wrote:

Kinger975 wrote:

I hear a weird comment just about everyday I play the game. Now, I may have heard this wrong, but from what I hear it sounds like I've heard a pedestrian say "Cheesy Vagina." Please, if that's wrong, correct me.

ha ha yea your right Kinger I've heard that a couple of times!

Here's some more I heard:

Male ped to female ped: ''As long as I've got a face you got somewhere to sit''

Police chasing a ped shouts ''I'm gonna shoot you in the face'', lol that cracked me up!

The italicized and underlined comment in the quote made me laugh. Wow, that's great. I have yet to hear the one yet. Maybe I should just walk around and listen to some of the things they say.


P.S. - Honest mistake, lol. I accidentally edited your post Ninja. I was trying to quote you. Apparently I wasn't paying much attention. I may have accidentally done that to at least one more post? Not sure. If any look out of the ordinary, let me know.

I like the line "smokers are just more interesting people. I mean, look at us."

welcome to burger shot, muh-fuckurrrr.

bon apetit.. muhfucka

it's not random, but the preacher outside of your safehouse in Broker is funny to listen to